selfavowedgeek ([info]selfavowedgeek) wrote,
@ 2008-05-01 19:37:00
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Current location:To the Vivarium Cave!
Current mood: hyper
Current music:Drowning Pool's "Bodies"

The juvenile Hemidactylus frenatus
Er, I meant, the juvenile House Gecko.

Too friggin’ cool for school anecdote:

The son (Thing 1) and I were outside a little while ago. Breeze was up. Checked the mail. Chased an adult lizard around without success in capture but much success in, well, that little thing called Fun.

Then I hear, “Oh, Daddy, look! I caught a baby lizard!”

No, he didn’t. It is, by all estimations and photo searches along and amid teh intarwebs, a common House Gecko. Waaaaaaaay down South. We built a tiny vivarium for it out of a clean cream cheese cup with airholes in the lid and some sand, dirt, grass, and crumbled-up pine bark inside. I’m going to pluck a tiny wasp nest and put in there so that the lil sucker can feast upon the emerging, stinging buggers.  A bigger vivarium in the offing as soon as posting is done, for those concerned about, well, cramped space for a gecko.

A freakin’ gecko. 

May not mean much to you, but, hey, we’re just a bunch o’ simple country folk down here. And it’s not everyday you see a gecko outside the odd GEICO commercial.

And while were on the tangential GEICO subject--yes, in the mail was the monthly auto insurance bill from, you guessed it, GEICO. Hmmmmmmmmm. Coincidence or shameless capitalistic/marketing/reptoid conspiracy?

You decide.



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[info]wendigomountain
2008-05-02 07:52 pm UTC (link)
That's funny! A caveman used to bring my bills. The bummer about cave men is they aren't housebroken. :(

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[info]selfavowedgeek
2008-05-02 10:36 pm UTC (link)
I turned our caveman out when he insisted not using a ceiling fan or adjusting the thermostat. For pity's sake, between that and knapping flint every time we mentioned preparing meat . . .

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