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11th-May-2008 09:40 pm - Wonderin' 'bout Books 'bout Writin'
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There are only a handful of books about the craft that have stuck with me over the years.  I'd much rather read a variety of genres first, write second, then worry about the books about writing.  But I can't shake the simple, concise advice of ol' Strunk and White's Elements of Style along with the "Hey, you, yeah, Constant Reader" tack of Stephen King in On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft.  Then there's Ernest Hemingway on Writing, a bundle of letters compiled and edited by Larry W. Phillips; love or hate  Papa, there's still much to redeem the man as writer in these collected correspondences. And then today I had to flip back through Elmore Leonard's 10 Rules of Writing: pithy, succinct, utilitarian--just as I like it.  

So how about your own fave books on the writerly craft? 
10th-May-2008 10:33 pm - Writing, or some semblance thereof
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Got a page in tonight on "The Sortilege of Objects Lost and Anointed in Tannin Water Depths." (I know, I know--daggum title's half the story.)

Tonight's breakthrough: The first-person narrator is a character named Feeling Kavanagh.  I had an inkling, but now I know it is he.  Feeling featured in "Verses on St. Andrews," a story printed in Issue 2 of the now-defunct (unfortunately) Spinning Whorl.  He also made it in my novelette "Neither Cast Your Pearls," which is sitting on an editor's desk, and he is reference briefly in a first-draft zombie story that has a lot of work ahead of it and me ("Master Slade and Bamboo").  I've got at least four more tales which will feature or cameo Feeling because he's central to the Fogle County and Urville southern magical realism stories percolating in this ol' heart and head.  And I'm beginning to realize, slowly, that he can be the common character thread to these stories that are alreadly linked via geography.  And Feeling's got plenty of fuel in him for me and the page.  We shall see. 
10th-May-2008 11:35 am - Journey successful. Boons attained.
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Here’s the rundown. 

Son and I got to Planet Groove, the shop, and although it’s a small collectibles store with tight quarters, it’s a well-kept place and an amiable atmosphere. A handful of skater boys and skater girls were present. Some chatting, some working on their boards, some reading comics. Two of my seniors were there, so that was cool as well.

Thing 1 went absolutely 150% boy crazy over the collectible toys until he noticed the Transformers comic books. Let’s just say, if he were a pinball machine, the moment would’ve been TILT!, TILT!, TILT! I forewent shopping for myself; I can go some other time.

The precedent was getting my son there for his first comic book store run and first purchasing experience. He chose his two Transformers comics on his own, and I handed him the money to give to the store owner, a young man who--small world--happens to be neighbors with our local pharmacist. I have to give props to my two students, Juz$ and L$, for being the crazy-cool comic geeks and good students they are. Juz$ modestly tapped me on the shoulder at the counter and said, “Here, there are still plenty of free comics left over from last week.” He handed me a Hulk and Iron Man free comic, then added, “There’s an Avengers , too.” Totally awesome. So, missing Free Comic Book Day wasn’t a full-on bust after all.

And I have to say that my lil man was well-behaved though enthusiastic about the whole affair and fascinated by the “scootboards” on the walkway outside the store’s frontage, where we also stopped to look back in the plate glass windows because, hey, they had stand-up posters of Optimus Prime and Megatron on display. Thing 1 launched into his mini-dissertation of the merits of the “good Autobots” and the “bad Decepticons” for a few minutes, and we departed. Most of the drive home, he geeked out in his booster seat and flipped through the two freebie comics. He’s just gotten through regaling his mother with tales of “good Autobots” and “bad Decepticons” and is flipping through his small yet (hopefully) growing collection.

Oh, and the plastic and the backing boards for the two Transformers comics? We’ll just set them aside. He can become a true collector one day at his own determination. For now, it is to enjoy the comics for themselves, tucked away in his little desk drawer, read sometimes at night and found on top of the covers.

 Yes, definitely worth the last week's wait.
10th-May-2008 08:17 am - Quick Post: "To the Bat-cave!" Er, I Mean, "To the Comic Book Shop!"
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News at 11:00--Thing 1 and I are heading out the door for his milestone, archetypal visit to the comic book store.  His first visit.  The one that ushers him through a major threshold of the dorkomancy and the awesomeness that is geekdom.  More upon crossing the return threshold and so you may see that, yes, he and I shall be shamanistic masters of the two worlds. 
8th-May-2008 08:31 pm - It's Fun with Feuding Sentences Thursday!
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So, writing has been sparse this week. However, I had a breakthrough yesterday regarding a protagonist’s background, which played nicely into where I hope the plot and protag are headed. Then I had a sentence pop into my head. And another sentence. They glared at me and vied for attention, so I handed them to a trusted student--shout out to J$!--and trusted colleague--holla, R$!--for a vote. 

Right now, the sentences stand one and one. The ol’ Self-Avowed Geek then had an epiphany, if you will: “Hey, I’ll post the twain on LJ and see who comments.” I’m declaring today, at least, Fun with Feuding Sentences Thursday. 

A touch of background might help.  Imagine a character gone to war--second deployment--and already having had an unusual experience. Oh, maybe rescuing a bean-nighe (banshee) from a curse yet being stalked because, hey, no good deed goes unpunished, right? Now, context having been rendered (slightly, though), here are the sentences:

Sentence 1: . . .After looking at the crow, I walked across the parade ground and saw my shadow was gone.

Sentence 2: . . . The crow hopped off its perch and swooped near. Its shadow passed across mine, then vanished into the coming twilight.

Help ‘em out here. They’re needy, and so’s their writer. 

Votes with or without comments are welcome.

Peace out, homeslices.

4th-May-2008 03:27 pm - Comic Books
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Okay, so I’m a bit slow on the uptake, but I gather from various LJ friends’ posts that there are gentle comic book readers out there. So, out of curiosity, let me know some of your favorite stories, writers, artists, whatever. What’s the pride of your collection, no matter how big or small the collection, too. If you want to brag about size, well, how big is it? The collection, people, let’s stay on topic . . .

Since I’m hanging it out there, here goes . . .

* I have a 2,000+ strong collection, about three-fifths Marvel, one-fifth DC, one-fifth independent.

* best run: Issue 67-125 of Wolverine

* some faves: Wolverine mini-series penned by Chris Claremont and penciled by Frank Miller, The Watchmen, 30 Days of Night, The Complete Frank Miller Batman, Sandman, Books of Magic, and some scattered Sgt. Rock and Weird War Tales comics

* pride of collection: Issue 18 of Daredevil, penned by Stan the Man Lee; the aforementioned Wolverine mini-series, and Issue #1 of Star Wars from Marvel (yes, that one!)

So, whatchou got goin’ on?

2nd-May-2008 08:09 pm - CAW! CAW! CAW!
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Yes, folks.  

Yes, indeed.  

That is the sound of a crow crowing because "that crow story" ["The Nest Building Habits of Children Inclined to Ornithomancy and Other Such Auguries"] shall appear in the fall in . . . Fantasy Magazine (http://www.darkfantasy.org/fantasy/ ). 

Many, many thanks to Cat Rambo and Sean Wallace for the acceptance.

Major props to my archetypal secret helpers (read: first readers) for encouragement and market suggestions.  You guys all rock, and by rock, I mean RAWK!

What a way to end the work week!



1st-May-2008 07:37 pm - The juvenile Hemidactylus frenatus
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Er, I meant, the juvenile House Gecko.

Too friggin’ cool for school anecdote:

The son (Thing 1) and I were outside a little while ago. Breeze was up. Checked the mail. Chased an adult lizard around without success in capture but much success in, well, that little thing called Fun.

Then I hear, “Oh, Daddy, look! I caught a baby lizard!”

No, he didn’t. It is, by all estimations and photo searches along and amid teh intarwebs, a common House Gecko. Waaaaaaaay down South. We built a tiny vivarium for it out of a clean cream cheese cup with airholes in the lid and some sand, dirt, grass, and crumbled-up pine bark inside. I’m going to pluck a tiny wasp nest and put in there so that the lil sucker can feast upon the emerging, stinging buggers.  A bigger vivarium in the offing as soon as posting is done, for those concerned about, well, cramped space for a gecko.

A freakin’ gecko. 

May not mean much to you, but, hey, we’re just a bunch o’ simple country folk down here. And it’s not everyday you see a gecko outside the odd GEICO commercial.

And while were on the tangential GEICO subject--yes, in the mail was the monthly auto insurance bill from, you guessed it, GEICO. Hmmmmmmmmm. Coincidence or shameless capitalistic/marketing/reptoid conspiracy?

You decide.

29th-Apr-2008 06:07 pm - Why aren't you . . .
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checking out Fantasy Magazine?  I know we got some Blog for Beer folks hanging around.  

For the sheer top-level imaginative goodness of it all, check out Paul Jessup's offing, "A Word without Ghosts" (http://www.darkfantasy.org/fantasy/?p=533 ). It's chock-full of shamanism and fairy tale twistiness as in "I'ma twist ya arm, fairy tale tropes, and ya gunna say, 'Uncle!'".  Though that's not implying Paul is a literary bully, just that he, well, pwned that story idea as he is wont to do.  And did.

So, who can pass up a well-turned, lyrical coming of age story?  Huh?  Huh?

Glad I didn't.

 
27th-Apr-2008 10:03 pm - Melluva Hess
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Okay, help me out here, gentle LJ friends who write.  When's the last time you wrote outside your comfort zone?  Maybe you're more into soft science fiction and tried your hand at New Weird fantasy or vice versa.  Or maybe you had a good slipstream idea and slipped getting into the stream.  

To wit, I challenged myself last Sunday to begin "The Adventures of Tick Tock Lad in Steam City" (tentative title, mind you).  No doubt your amazing powers of deductive reasoning led you to the conclusion that, yes, Virginia, there is a steampunk story in there.  At least, I'm thinking so, too, after six longhand pages, and with my cramped handwriting that would transcribe to roughly 10-12 typewritten pages depending on the narrative-to-dialogue ratio.  

It's hard writing in a subgenre I'm not used to, but I'm not whining.  I like the challenge, and I hope the story ends up the better for the nudges and kicks and pinches and threats I'm leveling at the inner Muse.  She better buck up and start earning her keep--dang her time.  

But I'm not dropping this draft.  No sirree Bob.  Uh-unh.  Nope.  I've got three generations of automaton bodyguards for werewolf hunters to account for along with a handwritten note personalized by Victoria herself to a soon-to-be mad scientist (tm).  And Tick Tock Lad still hasn't gotten his own mini-Gatling gun from his owner, Dr. Lucius Scott.  Two things prodded me to begin this current story project: (1) I haven't written a steampunk story, and (2) I haven't read a decent werewolf story nor written one (decent or otherwise).

So, if you care to talk about current writing hurdles, within or without your chosen genre, please do tell.

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